library ladder

Today they had a sale: rolling library ladder hardware kits starting at $299.99.
I wanted to buy it immediately. Take my Visa card. Please!
The only problem is that I don’t have a library. But I always wanted a library: a whole room jammed with books on all sides with little step stools for the lower shelves, and a rolling ladder to reach those books on the top shelves. And tables and chairs piled high with falling towers of deathless prose. Poetry too. And an old brownish globe of the Earth.